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In English literature, “Let's kill all the lawyers” is a phrase from a line of dialogue spoken by a henchman in the history play Henry VI, Part 2 (1591), by William Shakespeare. Although the truncated form is the usual quotation, the full line of dialogue is: “The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers”, spoken in conversation between the rebel leader Jack Cade and his henchman, Dick the Butcher, in scene 2 of Act IV.
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